|DO THE RIGHT THING
We had a date starting with a J,
I was cute and tall and funny.
At the end, you asked if you could pay,
I said baby save your money.
You said you?d call, you didn?t,
You thought you?d be forgiven,
But I want my money back,
Baby, I?m not kidding.
?Cause you ate the food, and you drank the wine,
And I think it?s rude, for you to decline another chance to dine,
You led me on, then you cut me loose,
Like a puppet on a string,
So be a mensch, and do the right thing.
I sent an email with my demands,
I bet you never saw that comin?.
Left a message with my master plan,
Going to issue you a summons.
Then I?ll call up your employer,
You better hire a lawyer,
Give me back my 50 bucks,
Or else I?m coming for ya,
And the FBI will be comin? by,
?Cause your replies are threatening.
Yeah, be a mensch, and do the right thing.